Author archives: Just John
Nigel Farage Loses 317 Potential Seats
Nigel Farage has said he will not stand in any of the 317 Tory seats even though many of these MPs are clear remainers, some left for other parties and some not standing. So it’s never made more sense to vote Loony than ever before! Read the BBC article on Farage here.
Parliamentary Jokes
How long does it take parliament to change a light bulb? Well after a referendum, an election, several years of planning and debating, multiple motions tabled and bills passed, multiple new PMs and another election, we are still in the dark! How does a MP stop from being elected out in a general election? Well […]
A Parliamentary Carol
The Twelve Steps To Heaven On the first step to leave EU my parliament said to me “A once in a life time referendum for the people to vote leave or remain, 17.4 million voted leave” On the second step to leave EU my parliament said to me “David Cameron is leaving and Theresa May […]
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Policy Pledges
Loony Party policy pledges by Just John & Ivan the Great, Clacton Constituency.