The Twelve Steps To Heaven
On the first step to leave EU my parliament said to me “A once in a life time referendum for the people to vote leave or remain, 17.4 million voted leave”
On the second step to leave EU my parliament said to me “David Cameron is leaving and Theresa May is taking over”
On the third step to leave EU my parliament said to me “498 MPs voted to submit article 50 and leave EU”
On the fourth step to leave EU my parliament said to me “A no deal is better than a bad deal and promises to leave over and over”
On the fifth step to leave EU my parliament said to me “A general election where Theresa May lost seats and joined DUP”
On the sixth step to leave EU my parliament said to me “After almost two years nobody likes Mays deal, three times”
On the seventh step to leave EU my parliament said to me “We need an extension and then another longer extension”
On the eighth step to leave EU my parliament said to me “Boris Johnson is the new PM and the opposition passed a bill to force Boris to ask for a third extension”
On the ninth step to leave EU my parliament said to me “No election, not once but three times”
On the tenth step to leave EU my parliament said to me “Cancel prorogue and go back one week early, only for Boris to prorogue government again”
On the eleventh step to leave EU my parliament said to me “Boris got a new deal, well Mays deal with a different backstop and nobody wants it”
On the twelfth step to leave EU my parliament said to me “We have yet another EU extension and we will have a general election where the people can now vote official Loonys to leave EU”
Get out and vote 12th December, vote the Loony Party, you know it makes sense!