Parliamentary Jokes

How long does it take parliament to change a light bulb?

Well after a referendum, an election, several years of planning and debating, multiple motions tabled and bills passed, multiple new PMs and another election, we are still in the dark!

How does a MP stop from being elected out in a general election?

Well they resign or don’t stand.

What’s the difference between a tele-sales operator and a MP?

Well a part from MPs get £65,000 PA more basic pay, less hours work, can sleep on the job, have an expenses sheet that reads like a royal banquet the rest is much the same, nobody wants’ to hear from them, they read from scripts and have little to no idea what they are selling.

What’s the difference between the house of commons and a nursery filled with wild children?

They are better behaved in the nursery.